Sunday, October 31, 2010

Quite possibly the worst sermon I've ever heard.

This concerns I Corinthians 11, one of the most, seemingly, innocuous portions of scripture, turned into rank superstition. Terrible exegesis, terrible conclusion, and an exaggeration of an obscure text. Ridiculous.



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http://podcastgen.pentecostallighthouse.net/?p=episode&name=2010-02-28_pentecostal_lighthouse__brother_lee_stoneking____20100227_pm_singles_conference.mp3

I want to apologize...

I want to apologize because I can't help myself from apologizing...in two senses.

1. I would like to apologize because...as much as I try I can't release the pressure in my brain. The only way I can is to open my mouth or make my finger bones covered with skin tickle my pc. And when I do that words are formed...which, while it relieves the pressure in my brain, causes pressure in other people's...stomach. So, for that sickening feeling you feel in your gut after reading the result of my skin covered finger bone's dance I apologize for your digestive convulsions.

2. Hello my name is Tim Kegley and I have a compulsive opinion disorder...especially about subjects such as religion, philosophy (did someone just sneeze "bullstuff"?), politcs/culture, and reality tv. Now on the subject of religion the word apologia means "to make a defense"...which is why I titled the blog apologetics cumpulsive disorder...because the way I am, can't be right.


So I look forward to totally offending you...and I apologize for that.

(Yes I did say reality tv....which I love...sorry about that. See I can't help myself from apologizing)


by Timothy Lewis Kegley