Haven't posted anything in awhile, had to go tar up my lungs a little.
Just a few things before I write something REALLY serious and REALLY mediocre....
U2
Went to Denver last month to see U2 at Invesco Field. The city needs to work on some things such as...their airport, aesthetically and practically. Aesthetically it's a little confusing. In their desire to keep the tonage of snow from busting through the roof, they built these cone shaped structures over the terminals that, supposedly, are supposed to resemble mountains. What they make the airport look like is one big tent revival. I was getting my hallelujahs ready. Practically, well talking about that is just boring so I'll just say...their airport inhabits a lot of wasted space, i.e. space that you have to walk, and their taxi service after the concert was an adventure all on it's own. We waited about 2 hours, enduring blizzards, frostbite, black bears and the ever present danger of Indian attack, for a taxi...
But the concert was great. Go Bono.
AN OPEN LETTER TO ARLINGTON MEMORIAL HOSPITAL WHICH THEY WON'T READ BUT I WILL WRITE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT GIVES MY DISGUST VENTILATION.
Dear lifesavers, caregivers, administrators, janitors, and ebullient nurses on the labor/delivery floor.
I would like to apologize. Please forgive me and my family for our behavior this past Wednesday the 15th in the year of our Lord 2011. We are all so very sorry. Now I know that I wasn't present at the time of which I speak, but I assure you I speak in my family's stead.
Since my sister was there to have y'all's baby I sincerely apologize for any offense that we incurred.
We were not aware of your chocolate milk policy. My nephew has been totally reprimanded for his monstrous behavior that day. We are trying to curb his imperialistic nature...not everything is his to take.
I am so sorry he did not read the sign on your refrigerator that was very explicit that he was not supposed to help himself to your chocolate milk without adult supervision. The fact that he is only 4 years old is no excuse for his ignoring the request clearly posted on the refrigerator, as I'm sure you will agree. For goodness sakes it was even written in English, so he is definitely at fault. He will be punished severely, no chocolate milk for him... for at least a month. I'm even thinking about taking the Wii back, maybe donating it to your hospital for those other inconsiderate 4 year olds...to keep them occupied...for a 4 year old that is playing Tour of Duty on the Wii is not committing the sin of helping himself, or herself, to your stash of chocolate milk.
Maybe the adult that followed him to the refrigerator should have reprimanded him right there, but it is difficult to stop him with his insatiable desire to fulfill his addiction to lactose products. THANK GOD the nurses on the labor/delivery floor were there to fix this egregious error in manners. Please thank the nurses for me for stepping up when the adult present did not have the moral fortitude to right this situation. Who knows what could have happened if he would have drank that chocolate milk. It could have given him gas so bad that his stomach exploded. So the ever vigilant nurses on duty that night should be credited with saving his life. So thank you and thank them. They are jewels.
If there is anyway I can make amends with AMH I am open to do so. I am willing to purchase a whole gallon of chocolate milk and donate it to AMH to make up for the chocolate milk drought that his appetite was sure to incur.
Please let me know.
p.s. Good job on the baby...I promise you...no chocolate milk for him.
MAVERICKS NBA CHAMPIONS
Congratulations to the Mavericks and congratulations to Maverick fans for not Vancouvering up Dallas.
SOMETHING RELIGIOUS
I believe in the Holy Trinity. (Have to say something theological...after all that is the main subject matter of this blog...most of the time....well, some of the time....ok...occasionally....hmmm...nevermind)
ONE MORE THING...
I don't smoke....
Just a few things before I write something REALLY serious and REALLY mediocre....
U2
Went to Denver last month to see U2 at Invesco Field. The city needs to work on some things such as...their airport, aesthetically and practically. Aesthetically it's a little confusing. In their desire to keep the tonage of snow from busting through the roof, they built these cone shaped structures over the terminals that, supposedly, are supposed to resemble mountains. What they make the airport look like is one big tent revival. I was getting my hallelujahs ready. Practically, well talking about that is just boring so I'll just say...their airport inhabits a lot of wasted space, i.e. space that you have to walk, and their taxi service after the concert was an adventure all on it's own. We waited about 2 hours, enduring blizzards, frostbite, black bears and the ever present danger of Indian attack, for a taxi...
But the concert was great. Go Bono.
AN OPEN LETTER TO ARLINGTON MEMORIAL HOSPITAL WHICH THEY WON'T READ BUT I WILL WRITE ANYWAY BECAUSE IT GIVES MY DISGUST VENTILATION.
Dear lifesavers, caregivers, administrators, janitors, and ebullient nurses on the labor/delivery floor.
I would like to apologize. Please forgive me and my family for our behavior this past Wednesday the 15th in the year of our Lord 2011. We are all so very sorry. Now I know that I wasn't present at the time of which I speak, but I assure you I speak in my family's stead.
Since my sister was there to have y'all's baby I sincerely apologize for any offense that we incurred.
We were not aware of your chocolate milk policy. My nephew has been totally reprimanded for his monstrous behavior that day. We are trying to curb his imperialistic nature...not everything is his to take.
I am so sorry he did not read the sign on your refrigerator that was very explicit that he was not supposed to help himself to your chocolate milk without adult supervision. The fact that he is only 4 years old is no excuse for his ignoring the request clearly posted on the refrigerator, as I'm sure you will agree. For goodness sakes it was even written in English, so he is definitely at fault. He will be punished severely, no chocolate milk for him... for at least a month. I'm even thinking about taking the Wii back, maybe donating it to your hospital for those other inconsiderate 4 year olds...to keep them occupied...for a 4 year old that is playing Tour of Duty on the Wii is not committing the sin of helping himself, or herself, to your stash of chocolate milk.
Maybe the adult that followed him to the refrigerator should have reprimanded him right there, but it is difficult to stop him with his insatiable desire to fulfill his addiction to lactose products. THANK GOD the nurses on the labor/delivery floor were there to fix this egregious error in manners. Please thank the nurses for me for stepping up when the adult present did not have the moral fortitude to right this situation. Who knows what could have happened if he would have drank that chocolate milk. It could have given him gas so bad that his stomach exploded. So the ever vigilant nurses on duty that night should be credited with saving his life. So thank you and thank them. They are jewels.
If there is anyway I can make amends with AMH I am open to do so. I am willing to purchase a whole gallon of chocolate milk and donate it to AMH to make up for the chocolate milk drought that his appetite was sure to incur.
Please let me know.
p.s. Good job on the baby...I promise you...no chocolate milk for him.
MAVERICKS NBA CHAMPIONS
Congratulations to the Mavericks and congratulations to Maverick fans for not Vancouvering up Dallas.
SOMETHING RELIGIOUS
I believe in the Holy Trinity. (Have to say something theological...after all that is the main subject matter of this blog...most of the time....well, some of the time....ok...occasionally....hmmm...nevermind)
ONE MORE THING...
I don't smoke....
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