I SEEN BINNY LADEN AT MCDONALD'S....
I was driving my oxen to the watering trough...and there he was...on a donkey, although I couldn't tell who was riding who. Elvis took his order, lowered his sunglasses, recognized who it was and hit Binny right in the jaw with the business end of a karate kick. (Ole Elvis is still stuck in the drive thru window)
Binny was knocked off the donkey and fell over a storm drain. Marilyn Monroe straddled him and her white dress blew up....
Binny said, "Oh holy Mohammed she would look really hot in a bomb vest."
LONG LIVE THE DEATH OF BIN LADEN
Do you think that if Binny had one million Saturdays to live over the thought would ever enter into his mind that within twelve hours or so he'd be at the bottom of the ocean? Talk about a fork in the road.
"Well tomorrow, I'll get up and brush my teeth, have a nice breakfast of goat liver and a big ole glass of maggot juicer...uh...on second thought...maybe I'll brush my teeth after I've had breakfast."
He climbs onto his waterbed and gazes at the figure standing before him...
Panting like a rabid dog at what is obviously a young woman swaying at the end of his bed...he says, while drooling "Praise Allah and slowly...take off...your... burqua..."
So much for Ole Sammy...he's now at the bottom of the ocean. All I can say is, "So long sheep herder, the only regret I have is that some Seal didn't put a bullet through your crazy head sooner. Glad you're dead...so while you're fondling one of those virgins give Hitler some pointers on how to grow a real beard...and maybe he'll give you some pointers on how to REALLY kill the innocent. He might need the help of Eichmann for that session, though."
This is a great quote by Greg Gutfeld (host of some FoxNews show): "So while celebrating bin Laden’s death is seen as crass, it’s still okay that Johnny Depp collects art by John Wayne Gacey, or that Marilyn Manson once recorded a song by Charles Manson. It’s “edgy” to play with evil, but never to judge it."
CALL 1-800-JUDGE-NOT-LEST-YE-BE-JUDGED
Now will come the angst driven dribble by those “proper” folk who take their naïve pills every morning along with their latte’. And right along with the Starbucks crowd, some Christians will hyperventilate about the exuberance exhibited by those of us who actually would love to see the photos of Osama’s soon to be fish food body.
But this kind of fomenting comes from a worldview which cannot decide which is more egregious running a stop sign or turning on the faucets at Auschwitz. Ok, that’s a little hyperbolic…just a little. But there is a problem when a human being, created in the image of God and, supposedly, equipped with the same moral tools decries the “immorality” of being joyful at the death of a murderer. This type of reaction is moral nonsense. It is plain stupidity.
But for a Christian to do likewise is a denial of God’s right to judge and bring judgment upon a sinner. The Christian should be the first to take off his shoes and dance the hootchie coo at the death of Osama, because it is a recognition of God’s moral duty to re-pay an evil and to end the deeds of an evil man. Shame on the Christian that, while he or she sips his latte’, doesn’t do a little leap in his soul at this news.
Agreeing, happily, with God’s judgment on Osama does not make one guilty of the commandment not to judge…because, obviously, Osama’s life was judged at the moment a Navy Seal pulled the trigger. It is not an unrighteous judment to say that he got what he deserved.
“Vengeance is mine, saith the Lord.” Well it looks like He re-payed that debt…why would it be improper for me, a Christian, to agree with that debt being paid? I’m agreeing with God.
But just to show every one who reads this, all two of you, that I am a benevolent and caring person and not just a crass over-zealous Christian I would like to make this last statement.
I hope Allah likes deep sea fishing.
