Sunday, December 25, 2011

That big fat replacement Jesus

"Ho, Ho, Ho"

So says the Christmas clown.

I must admit that I am to Santy Clause what Christopher Hitchens is, oops...was, to Christ. I am an anti-Clausiest.

Ok, Ok....it's just a fun fib we tell our little elves. I shouldn't be so serious minded about this myth.

Secularism in practice is atheism...albeit with a smile. Or a grin. Most likely a smirk. A knowingly, condescending, elitist smirk. Those of us who have the audacity to believe in the virgin birth of the Son are pitied and mocked. Our opinions, whether culturally or politically, are marginalized... as if we all get up early in the morning, check the tires on our trailer, play with snakes on Sunday, work our way to the fourth letter of the alphabet on Monday, inundate our cerebellum with reality tv on Tuesday, play with snakes again on Wednesday, spend our free time at Wal Mart, marry our cousins and try to disprove the existence of dinosaurs to our friends. One invective is barely breathed out before another one is formed in their gizzards. Like little bitty girls they cry over a fake baby in a horse trough, surrounded by a fake mommy and daddy dressed in sheets, with maybe cute little animals strewn here and there. If some of these sobbing little secular humanoids would just stand by the trough we could say, "Look at that jackass!"

But I should mind my politically incorrect manners and muzzle up. Boo Hoo.

I posted on my facebook recently this question, "Dear Santa, why do you hate the poor?"


My point was that the myth of this North Pole fatty needs to be work shopped a little more, because he's not near as generous as he should be. Or maybe he just gets too tired to really make it the poor side of town? Or maybe the rich bribe him? Of course I'm being really facetious here, for we all know that Old Saint Thick doesn't really exist.


Of course the reason for the season is the Logos sarxe egenetos...Word became flesh.

Though that night may have been silent, the times were not. Big bad King Herod looking for a little baby...and even committing the atrocious act of slaughtering innocent children when he realized he was duped. Ah...the glories of secularism. He was threatened by a little infant "tender and mild". This donkey even gathered the "theologians" together to find out where this threat to his fiefdom was to be born.


“But you, Bethlehem, in the land of Judah,
   are by no means least among the rulers of Judah;
for out of you will come a ruler
   who will shepherd my people Israel."

Sexy !

Couldn't find a room. Just a barn...with goats.

Philippians 2 speaks about the Son "emptying" Himself when He became flesh...but this is a humbling of extremes. In a barn...with goats and all sorts of smelly critters. I think God appreciates irony.

A king goes looking for a king who nurses...in a barn.

The secularist will never get it, for they're ever on the look out for pomp and circumstance.

The story of Jesus, His birth, life, death, and resurrection offends them deeply. That's why they are rabid about manger scenes in public places. Get a grip, unbeliever...just think of it as a chance to remind yourself of what you don't believe. Kind of a teaching moment... Chill, go smoke something that will ease your nerves.



But alas, the secularist or the atheist is left in a vacuum without meaning. Nothing means nothing. No justification for allowing the existence of such trivial things as love, morality, forgiveness....His worldview is as empty and gaseous as Santa Clause's stomach.


Santa Clause, the big fat replacement Jesus, is typical of the myth that unbelief is left with. Nice and cuddly but impossible to believe...such as "Chance got up one morning, wiped the sleep from his eyes, and as the eye crust fell it coagulated into matter and...VOILA ! well here we are."


Now let me end this drivel by saying, drunks dress up as the big, fat replacement Jesus (i.e. Bad Santa), in every mall there's a big, fat replacement Jesus, multitudes of such appear in the Santa gear at drunken parties...so forth and so on...


But in a horse trough, the unique God became a....baby

Sunday, December 11, 2011

The Hypocrite

Galatians 2...

11When Peter came to Antioch, I opposed him to his face, because he was clearly in the wrong. 12Before certain men came from James, he used to eat with the Gentiles. But when they arrived, he began to draw back and separate himself from the Gentiles because he was afraid of those who belonged to the circumcision group. 13The other Jews joined him in his hypocrisy, so that by their hypocrisy even Barnabas was led astray.
14When I saw that they were not acting in line with the truth of the gospel, I said to Peter in front of them all, "You are a Jew, yet you live like a Gentile and not like a Jew. How is it, then, that you force Gentiles to follow Jewish customs?

15"We who are Jews by birth and not 'Gentile sinners' 16know that a man is not justified by observing the law, but by faith in Jesus Christ. So we, too, have put our faith in Christ Jesus that we may be justified by faith in Christ and not by observing the law, because by observing the law no one will be justified.


17"If, while we seek to be justified in Christ, it becomes evident that we ourselves are sinners, does that mean that Christ promotes sin? Absolutely not! 18If I rebuild what I destroyed, I prove that I am a lawbreaker. 19For through the law I died to the law so that I might live for God. 20I have been crucified with Christ and I no longer live, but Christ lives in me. The life I live in the body, I live by faith in the Son of God, who loved me and gave himself for me. 21
boldI do not set aside the grace of God, for if righteousness could be gained through the law, CHRIST DIED FOR NOTHING"

Hmmmm....

"Sitting aside the grace of God" is the same thing as trying to be justified by the Law. With the ultimate conclusion being "Christ died for nothing" to your ultimate dismay.

Are personal convictions, or sacred cows, more moral, or could they possibly be more pleasing to God than His Law, which shows His character?

The issue between Paul and Peter is not an issue of minor consequence. Paul called it "the gospel". He took issue with Peter because Peter was not being true to the gospel. It manifested itself in the way Peter associated himself with the Gentiles.

But that was the outer display of Peter being unfaithful...to what? The gospel. And what gospel was Peter being unfaithful to?

The gospel that states..."a man is not justified by observing the law, but by faith in Jesus Christ. So we, too, have put our faith in Christ Jesus that we may be justified by faith in Christ and not by observing the law, because by observing the law no one will be justified."

Obviously, Paul put his faith in Jesus Christ. Peter put his faith in Jesus Christ. Yet Paul called Peter a hypocrite.

Go figure.

Maybe....just maybe...we should act like we're saved by grace also.